Two!!

DD1 was being naughty again, and climbing on the table again again (it's a butterfly table, so cannot take the weight), so I shouted at her to get off, and finished by saying "How many times do I have to tell you?"  "Two!" she answered cheerfully.  It took all my concentration not to burst into giggles!  She was wrong anyway, because in the 3 mins I've been typing this, I've had to tell her to get off the table again. Hmpf.